Bus Conductor

A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.

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Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.


One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.


Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot.

Angry passengers took the conductor to the police, who in turn took him to the court.


The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.



A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.



This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.


The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.



This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!


The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion but died instantly the second time??


Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.




Still couldn't? Then see below.........




Think hard




Comeon.............




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Okay........ here is the Answer............

During the first time the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the second time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!!



   


Origin, Context and Translation
Physics never go wrong....


Date Added 22/02/2015
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