A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.

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One gangster gave three fully sealed khokas (typical mumbaian word, you should be familiar if you have seen Vaastav) to his fellow and ordered him not to open these khokas. After three days gangster shot that fellow...

When another gangboy asked his gangster why did you shoot him, he said I ordered him not to open these khokas but he did not obey my order

Gangboy said that three khokas were still fully sealed then how did you know that he had opened the khokas??

Gangster said when I touched three khokas I felt two khokas were hot and one was cold

Gangboy could not understand anything.. .. Can you guess how the gangster found it out???


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'Thandaa Matlab Khoka Khola'

Origin, Context and Translation
'Thandaa Matlab Khoka Khola'
'Thandaa Matlab Coca Cola'

Punch line for Coca Cola in series of advertisements by the Coca-Cola company in India.

Khoka = One Crore
Peti = One Lakh
used as lingo in Mumbai underworld and also depicted in Hindi movies.

BTW nowdays this lingo is changing due to its widespread use made popular by media. Terms like "khoka" and "peti" have been replaced by the gangsters to avoid detection.

So nowdays,
Khoka has become "kaan"

While peti is "haath"

And since we are at it, let look at the Hindi numeral System

१० दस (Ten)
१०० सौ (Hundred)
१००० एक हजार (One Thousand)
१०००० दस हजार (Ten Thousand)
१००००० एक लाख (Peti or Haath or Hundred Thousand)
१०००००० दस लाख (One Million)
१००००००० एक करोड (Khoka or Kaan or Ten Million)
१०००००००० दस करोड (Hundred Million)
१००००००००० अरब (One Billion or Milliard)
१०००००००००० दस अरब (Ten Billion)
१००००००००००० खर्व (Hundred Billion)
१०००००००००००० निखर्व (One Trillion)
१००००००००००००० पदम (Ten Trillion)
१००००००००००००००महा पदम (Hundred Trillion)
१००००००००००००००० शंखू (One Quadrillion)
१०००००००००००००००० जलाधी शंखू (Hundred Quadrillion)
१००००००००००००००००० अंत्या (Thousand Quadrillion)
१०००००००००००००००००० मध्या (One Quintillion)
१००००००००००००००००००० पारध (Hundred Quintillion)
१०००००००००००००००००००० महा पारध (Thousand Quintillion)
१००००००००००००००००००००० धून (One Sextillion)
१०००००००००००००००००००००० महा धून (Hundred Sextillion)
१००००००००००००००००००००००० अशोहिनी (Thousand Sextillion)
१०००००००००००००००००००००००० महा अशीहि (One Septillion)
१०००००००००००००००००००००००००० सुरेश कलमाड़ी (Suresh Kalmadi)
१००००००००००००००००००००००००००००००००० ए राजा (A. Raja)
१००००००००००००००००००००००००००००००००००००००० यूपीए सरकार (UPA Government)

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