Test Your Common Sense Revisited

A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.

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Q) How do you place a camel in a fridge in three steps?

      1. Open the fridge
      2. Place the camel inside it
      3. Close the fridge

Next one

Q) How do you place an elephant in the fridge in four steps??

      1. Open fridge
      2. Take the camel out
      3. Place the elephant inside
      4. Close the door

Q) There was a jungle meeting. All the animals were required to report. All of them turned out, except one. Who was it and why??

A) The elephant... you put it in the refrigerator, remember ???

Q) Now you have to cross a river which is inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but any way you have to cross that river ...how will you cross that ?

A) It simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles are there... so you can cross easily...

Q)  Okay! In the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
      welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
      which animal and which brand?

A) The animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand"
Unche log Unchi Pasand !!!

Q) King lion goes on a search to find elephant and has absolutely no problem in locating this elephant......why??

A) Because our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.

Q) Suppose you need to transport all the things in your house for relocating...
     Suppose you go by aircraft ...
     It is losing height and pilot asks you throw something away to reduce load...
     What is the thing you will throw away to reduce the load??

A) The elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!

Q) Two persons are talking by the swimming pool...
     One says he won't swim because he is afraid of dying because of drowning.....
     The other one says... hey don't be afraid.. I'll show you how to swim and he dives in the pool and starts swimming....
     Suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...

Guess why????????

A) The elephant falls on him.......

Ok enough time pass, one final Question!!

Q) Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????



A) Geela ho ke Nikalega......


Origin, Context and Translation
Unche log Unchi Pasand !!!

It is the Punch Line for the Gutka brand Manikchand.
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