A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.

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Q) How would you kill a Blue Hathi?

A) With a Blue Bandook.......

Q) Now, how would you kill a Lal Hathi?

A) First you will give him poison....and then he will become blue.....then you will kill him with the Blue Bandook.....

Q) Now, how would you kill a Yellow Hathi?

A) First you will make him angry so that he becomes Red...then you will give him posion ....so that he'll now be Blue....and now you will killl him with the Blue Bandook....

Q) Now, how would you kill a Green Hathi??? (worst one)....

A) You will make him sick so that he catches jaundice and turns Yellow.... and then make him angry so that he turns Red....and again, yes you guessed it right, ....poison him....he turns Blue...and then shoot him with the Blue Bandook.......

Q) Now..... How would you kill a Purple Hathi????

think think......

A) Pagal ho gaye ho kya..... Purple Hathi kabhi dekha hai kya????

Origin, Context and Translation
Hathi = Elephant
Bandook = Gun
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