Hathi
A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)
This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.
Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.
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Q) How would you kill a
Blue Hathi?
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A) With a
Blue Bandook.......
Q) Now, how
would you kill a
Lal Hathi?
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A) First you will give him poison....and then he will
become
blue.....then you will kill him with the
Blue Bandook.....
Q) Now, how would you kill a
Yellow Hathi?
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A) First you will make him angry so that he becomes
Red...then you will give him posion ....so that he'll now be
Blue....and now
you will killl him with the
Blue Bandook....
Q) Now, how would
you kill a
Green Hathi??? (worst one)....
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A) You will make him sick so that he catches jaundice and
turns
Yellow.... and then make him angry so that he turns
Red....and again,
yes you guessed it right, ....poison him....he turns
Blue...and then shoot
him with the
Blue Bandook.......
Q) Now..... How would you kill a
Purple Hathi????
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think think......
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A) Pagal ho gaye ho kya.....
Purple Hathi kabhi dekha hai kya????
Hathi = Elephant
Bandook = Gun
