How To Catch A Lion
A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)
This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.
Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.
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Newton's Method
Let, the lion catch you.
For every
action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method
Run in the direction opposite to
that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run
faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method
Catch a cat and claim that your
testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell
that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.
Rajnikanth Method
Keep warning the lion that u
may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear
itself.
Ramarajan Method
Remove the make-up
and put it over lion. The lionwill die notwithstanding that heavy weight.
Jayalalitha Method
Send Police commissioner
Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it while it's sleeping!
Manirathnam Method (director)
Make sure the lion does
not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle
lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly
irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method
(director)
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,
followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the
second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now
send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand
right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director)
Take the lion to Australia or US..
and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method
save the lion from a danger and feed him
with some vegetables continuously.
George Bush method
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Ravi
Shastri method
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls
and score 1 run
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