Complan Boy
A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)
This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.
Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.
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An Elephant meets an Ant!!
On Introduction:
Ant :
Haathi tumhari
umar kitni hai?
Elephant:
Paanch Saal !!!
Ant :
Paanch Saal
aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .
Elephant:
Cheenti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant:
Tees Saal.
Elephant:
Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.
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Ant: Haan
.... I AM A SANTOOR GIRL....
MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA
HI NAHI CHALTA !
Punch lines of Complan and Santoor soap!
