Moral Of The Story

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.

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Ek baar Chunnu class main baitha hota hai aur Masterji usse sawal poochte hain.

"India ke Capital ka Naam Batao?"

Chunnu bahut sochta hai, bahut sochta hai, aur jab thak jata hai to bolta hai.

"Masterji Nahin Pata"

Masterji gusse se laal peele ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko class se bahar nikaal dete hain.

Chunnu chalta chalta pricipal ke office ke samne se gujarta hai to principal use dekh leta hai aur poochta hai ki baahar kyon ghoom raha hai. Chunnu batata hai ki masterji ne India ka capital nahin batane ke liye class se nikaal diya.

Principal ko bhi bada gussa aata hai. Vo Chunnu ko school se nikaal deta hai.

Ab Chunnu bhatakta bhatakta diili ki sadkon main ghum raha hota hai ki Prime Minister vahan se gujarte hain aur Chunnu se poochte hain ki school time main kyon ghum raha hai. Chunnu sab bata deta hai. Sunte hi Prime Minister bhi ekdum aag babula ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko India se nikaal dete hain.

Bhichara Chunnu rota rota Sri Lanka pahuch jata hai. Vo vahan ek sadak cross kar raha hota hai ki ek car se uska accident ho jata hai.

Ab Bato ki is Story Ka Moral kya hai?

Pahle Dayen Dekho, Phir Bayen Dekho, Phir Road Cross Karo!!!!

Origin, Context and Translation
Once upon a time when Chunnu was attending his class teacher asked him a question.

"What is the capital of India?"

Chunnu tries all his brain power to remember the capital of India, but was unable to do so. So tired of thinking he says.

"Sorry teacher I do not know"

Teacher was so furious on his answer that she tells him to go outside the class.

Chunnu started walking and when he was going past the principal's office, the principal asked why he is not in the class. Chunnu narrates the whole incident that since he does not know the capital on India he was thrown out of the class.

On hearing this principal also gets very mad. She rusticates him and told him to get out of the school.

Now Chunnu out of the school started roaming around on the roads of New Delhi. At the same time the Prime Minister was passing from that road. He asks him "why are you out on road in school time?" Chunnu tells him the whole matter. On hearing this the PM gets very angry, and tells him to get out of India.

Poor Chunnu started crying and somehow manages to reach Sri Lanka. Over there while crossing a road he had an unfortunate accident with a car.

Now tell me what is the moral of the story?

First see right, then see left, then only cross the road!!!!

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