Julie Sulie
A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)
This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.
Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.
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Abhi bole to kya hota hai na: Julie aur sulie do ben
log rehta hai,
ben log maane judwaa. Lekin dono main fark bole to
solid.
Julie ekdum maal item, jhakaas aur sulie ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom Sulie ko bachpan se
woh kya bolte hain
usko....complex rehta hai
To julie jo bhi maangti thi
na.....sulie ko woh maangta hich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mila to
sulie ko bhi maangta tha
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi
mangta hai.
Aisa karte karte bees saal beet gaya.
Abhi bole to Julie ke peeche ladka log matlab fultoo fida aur sulie ko
koi dekta hich nahin tha
To na Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ke
saath hota hai.
Aur sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi karti
hai.
Shaadi ke baad julie Fridge leti hai baap.
Sulie bhi
pati se fridge maangti hai.
Pati bichara garib.
Lekin biwi
ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.
Abhi Julie
agle mahine Air conditioner khareed dalti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd
karti hai baap.
Bolti: AC nahin liyato khud ko tapka daloongi.
pati bichara aur aise udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.
Ab Julie car khareedti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka khopdi satakta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya
pitaji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.
thode
dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai.
Sulie jidd
karti hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.
bolta hai "Ae
chokri bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun
jaa rahela hai"
To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai.
Sulie lekin saali haram khor apni gaadi bechkar Aur paisa market
se uthkar bus khareed leti hai.
To Julie aur sulie apne apne
bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.
Bus ko park karke woh log
ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai.
Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala bus
main steering wheel gaayab, seat gaayab, gear gaayab.
Sulie julie
ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai Ekdum simple koschan:
Sulie julie ko kya bolti hai??
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Abe soch......
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haar maan gaya kya???
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Accha chal bolich dalta hoon:
NA KUCH TERE
BUS MAIN JULIE NA KUCH MERE BUS MAIN.
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