Guitar
A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)
This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.
Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.
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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
Shivji
khush .
Prakat hue ...
bole ...
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puttar maang ...
maang kya chahiye tujhey !
bakth utha ...
bole shivji ...
mujhey to aap sirf ek
guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
unhone kaha
... puttar ...
tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...
kuch
bada maang !
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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. are .. kuch dhang ka maang ...!
par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !
Shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ...
bole .. Tu kuch aur maang ..
guitar na maang ...
wo bola
... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye
... ab Shivji
gussey main aa gaye
... boley,
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Murkh .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye
damaru kyo bajata :)
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