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This joke is from the collection
of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word
of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation,
and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ
there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed.
For the rest of us who are not in the right context
there is a translation and context section below
the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that
section for additional information.
Note: Hindi
text is in blue like this line.
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Question Number 1
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend
to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
Question Number 2
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your actions.
Question Number 3
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer:
The Elephant
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
Remember?
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
Question Number 4
There is a river you must cross. But crocodiles inhabit
it.
How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer:
You swim across. Why?
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!!!
This tests whether you learn quickly
from your mistakes.
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