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A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is in blue like this line.

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  Test Your Common Sense  


Question Number 1

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Question Number 2

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.


This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.


Question Number 3

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?


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Correct Answer:

The Elephant
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
Remember?

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

Question Number 4

There is a river you must cross. But crocodiles inhabit it.
How do you manage it?


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Correct Answer:

You swim across. Why?
All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference!!!

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 


  Origin, Context and Translation  

 

 

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Google Video Player RealPlayer (Media player)
GalleryPlayer HD Images Skype (Voice, video and chat)
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  Your Point of View  

I will love to hear about this compilation. Please do share your comments, contributions and additional information at Your Point of View.

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