Light A Cigarette
A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)
This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.
Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.
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ProblemYou are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have
anything else with you in the boat.
How will you do it?
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Solution 1Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can
light the other cigarette.
Solution 2Another deadly
answer:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Solution 3If that was not enough, one more deadly answer:
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(Tip Tip)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
"us aag se hamne cigarette
jalayee"
LIGHTER is opposit of heavier as well as the Cigarette Lighter.
"Catches win Matches", a proverb used in Cricket refering to the
catch-outs wins the Cricket Match.
Tip Tip = Drop by Drop
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee" = Water is showering Drop by
Drop, Water has Started a Fire
This is the song from the HIndi movie
Mohra featuring rain dance by Raveena and Akshay.
Now use this fire
to light the cigarette!
