Bhagvan Ram
A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)
This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.
Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.
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Ek baar ek vyakti ki patni kho jati hai. Bahut
dhoondhta hai per kahin nahin milti. To vo rota rota ja raha hota hai ki
use bhagvan Ram ka mandir dikhta hai. Vo rote rote Ramji se apna dukhada
kahta hai. Aur bahut deer tak prathana karta rahta hai.
Thodi der
baad bhagvan Ram ki aawaz aati hai.
"Vats ro mat. Tu mandir se
nikal aur seedhe sadak per chal. Doosre mod se mud jana aur thodi hi
door per thujhe peepal ka ped milega. Tu vahan ja"
Aadmi bada
khush hota hai aur Ramji se poochta hai. "Bhagwaan vahan mujhe meri
patni mil jayegi?"
Ramji ka javaab aata hai....
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"Nahin, per vahan Hanumaanji ka Mandir hai milega. Jab meri
patni kho gayi thi to vahi doondh kar layethe...."
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