Moral Of The Story
A Deadly PJ (Poor Joke)
This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.
Note: Hindi text is coloured like this line.
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Ek baar Chunnu class main baitha hota hai aur
Masterji usse sawal poochte hain.
"India ke Capital ka Naam
Batao?"
Chunnu bahut sochta hai, bahut sochta hai, aur jab thak
jata hai to bolta hai.
"Masterji Nahin Pata"
Masterji
gusse se laal peele ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko class se bahar nikaal
dete hain.
Chunnu chalta chalta pricipal ke office ke samne se
gujarta hai to principal use dekh leta hai aur poochta hai ki baahar
kyon ghoom raha hai. Chunnu batata hai ki masterji ne India ka capital
nahin batane ke liye class se nikaal diya.
Principal ko bhi bada
gussa aata hai. Vo Chunnu ko school se nikaal deta hai.
Ab Chunnu
bhatakta bhatakta diili ki sadkon main ghum raha hota hai ki Prime
Minister vahan se gujarte hain aur Chunnu se poochte hain ki school time
main kyon ghum raha hai. Chunnu sab bata deta hai. Sunte hi Prime
Minister bhi ekdum aag babula ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko India se nikaal
dete hain.
Bhichara Chunnu rota rota Sri Lanka pahuch jata hai.
Vo vahan ek sadak cross kar raha hota hai ki ek car se uska accident ho
jata hai.
Ab Bato ki is Story Ka Moral kya hai?↓
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Pahle Dayen Dekho, Phir Bayen Dekho, Phir
Road Cross Karo!!!!
Once upon a time when Chunnu was attending his class teacher asked him a
question.
"What
is the capital of India?"
Chunnu tries all his brain power to
remember the capital of India, but was unable to do so. So tired of thinking
he says.
"Sorry teacher I do not know"
Teacher was so furious
on his answer that she tells him to go outside the class.
Chunnu
started walking and when he was going past the principal's office, the
principal asked why he is not in the class. Chunnu narrates the whole
incident that since he does not know the capital on India he was thrown out
of the class.
On hearing this principal also gets very mad. She
rusticates him and told him to get out of the school.
Now Chunnu out
of the school started roaming around on the roads of New Delhi. At the same
time the Prime Minister was passing from that road. He asks him "why are you
out on road in school time?" Chunnu tells him the whole matter. On hearing
this the PM gets very angry, and tells him to get out of India.
Poor
Chunnu started crying and somehow manages to reach Sri Lanka. Over there
while crossing a road he had an unfortunate accident with a car.
Now
tell me what is the moral of the story?
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First see right, then see left, then only
cross the road!!!!
