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Light A Cigarette

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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is in blue like this line.

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  Light A Cigarette  

Problem
You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.

How will you do it?

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Solution 1
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.



Solution 2
Another deadly answer:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

 

Solution 3
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer:
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(Tip Tip)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
"us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"


  Origin, Context and Translation  

LIGHTER is opposit of heavier as well as the Cigarette Lighter.

 

"Catches win Matches", a proverb used in Cricket refering to the catch-outs wins the Cricket Match.

 

Tip Tip = Drop by Drop

"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee" = Water is showering Drop by Drop, Water has Started a Fire
This is the song from the HIndi movie Mohra featuring rain dance by Raveena and Akshay.

Now use this fire to light the cigarette!

 

 

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