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This joke is from the collection
of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word
of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation,
and some of them are in Hindi.
Due to the nature of the PJ
there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed.
For the rest of us who are not in the right context
there is a translation and context section below
the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that
section for additional information.
Note: Hindi
text is in blue like this line.
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Ek baar Chunnu class main baitha hota hai aur Masterji usse
sawal poochte hain.
"India ke Capital ka Naam Batao?"
Chunnu bahut sochta hai, bahut sochta
hai, aur jab thak jata hai to bolta hai.
"Masterji Nahin Pata"
Masterji gusse se laal peele ho jate
hain aur Chunnu ko class se bahar nikaal dete hain.
Chunnu chalta chalta pricipal ke
office ke samne se gujarta hai to principal use dekh leta
hai aur poochta hai ki baahar kyon ghoom raha hai. Chunnu
batata hai ki masterji ne India ka capital nahin batane
ke liye class se nikaal diya.
Principal ko bhi bada gussa aata
hai. Vo Chunnu ko school se nikaal deta hai.
Ab Chunnu bhatakta bhatakta diili
ki sadkon main ghum raha hota hai ki Prime Minister vahan
se gujarte hain aur Chunnu se poochte hain ki school time
main kyon ghum raha hai. Chunnu sab bata deta hai. Sunte
hi Prime Minister bhi ekdum aag babula ho jate hain aur
Chunnu ko India se nikaal dete hain.
Bhichara Chunnu rota rota Sri Lanka
pahuch jata hai. Vo vahan ek sadak cross kar raha hota hai
ki ek car se uska accident ho jata hai.
Ab Bato ki is Story Ka Moral kya
hai?
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Pahle Dayen Dekho, Phir Bayen
Dekho, Phir Road Cross Karo!!!!
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