Julie Sulie

This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi. Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information. Note: Hindi text is in blue like this line. ~ LOL ~

Julie Sulie

Abhi bole to kya hota hai na: Julie aur sulie do ben log rehta hai,

ben log maane judwaa. Lekin dono main fark bole to solid.

Julie ekdum maal item, jhakaas aur sulie ekdum halki re.

To kya hota hai maloom Sulie ko bachpan se

woh kya bolte hain usko....complex rehta hai

To julie jo bhi maangti thi na.....sulie ko woh maangta hich hai.

Julie ko gudiya mila to sulie ko bhi maangta tha

Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.

Aisa karte karte bees saal beet gaya.

Abhi bole to Julie ke peeche ladka log matlab fultoo fida aur sulie ko koi dekta hich nahin tha

To na Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ke saath hota hai.

Aur sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi karti hai.

Shaadi ke baad julie Fridge leti hai baap.

Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai.

Pati bichara garib.

Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.

Abhi Julie agle mahine Air conditioner khareed dalti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.

Bolti: AC nahin liyato khud ko tapka daloongi.

pati bichara aur aise udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai.

Ab Julie car khareedti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.

Pati ka khopdi satakta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya

pitaji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.

thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai.

Sulie jidd karti hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.

bolta hai "Ae chokri bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai"

To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai.

Sulie lekin saali haram khor apni gaadi bechkar Aur paisa market

se uthkar bus khareed leti hai.

To Julie aur sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.

Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai.

Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala bus main steering wheel gaayab, seat gaayab, gear gaayab.

Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai Ekdum simple koschan:

Sulie julie ko kya bolti hai??

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Abe soch......

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haar maan gaya kya???

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Accha chal bolich dalta hoon:

NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE NA KUCH MERE BUS MAIN.

Origin, Context and Translation

 

 

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