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This joke is from the collection of PJs that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed. For the rest of us who are not in the right context there is a translation and context section below the joke. Who have missed the fun part do read that section for additional information.

Note: Hindi text is in blue like this line.

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  Ultimate PJ  

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.

On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: "Sir, can I know your name please"

Gulshan: "I am Gulshan Grocer"

Stranger: "Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??"

Gulshan: "No it is Grocer"

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...

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ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C



  Origin, Context and Translation  

Little bit of Physics where,

v is used as symbol for Velocity, and
c is the the speed of light in vacuum, as in the famous equation E = mc2

so at speed of light velocity v will become equal to c
thereby all c in the name is replaced by v

 

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